The Australian Federal Court has been rocked by a major new case, as Beef Weelington has filed a defamation suit against Death Cap Mushrooms claiming the later has permanently damaged their reputation.
The plaintiff alleges their reputation has been tarnished, with the addition of the death caps leaving a bad taste in people’s mouths.
“The case of B. Wellington vs. D.C. Mushroom is a textbook ‘He-said, Beef-said’ story,” said one federal court justice. […]
How do you (not OP) have two typos in the very first sentence of your article??
Have you read a local paper lately? They fired all the sub-editors to cut costs, so this is pretty accurate 😆
Guess it’s not AI slop at least
The guy who wrote this one is pretty busy, he probably shits it out all in one go. The headline is the important bit with these satirical articles.