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Cake day: July 23rd, 2023

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  • 90 year old woman goes to the local brothel. She tells the madam that she wants to try something new, so she wants to try being a hooker for a night. Madam makes some phone calls, finds some customers who 'd be into it, and tells the woman to come back the next night.

    The next day the lady arrives, and soon the first john shows up. They walk upstairs, spend an hour, and come back. The second customer is waiting, and so he and she go upstairs. After she comes back down, the third guy arrives, so it’s back upstairs.

    At the end of the night the madam asks if she wants to come back?

    “Oh, no dear. the sex was fine but those damn stairs will kill me.”











  • The only reason the Americans won is that they had the French Navy on their side.

    The French went broke supporting the Americans.

    Also, the Brits were willing to cede to the Americans. The Brits kept getting US cotton and they were going to get it cheaper because once the British empire withdrew the Americans could expand into the Native nations the British had treaties with.

    It’s not comparable in any way.









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